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Types of drama I have witnessed recently:

1. Weather (AAAAAAHHHHHH INVEST TROPICAL DEPRESSION TROPICAL STORM why the hell can’t I just go to a weather website and find the maps right there on the front page?  Why do I have to scroll through five stories about weather that’s not impacting me —even after I put in my zip code–in order to find out about the weather that’s supposed to cause flooding somewhere in my area, and I’d kind of like to know if said area is my house?  Why, if I click on a thumbnail of the Cone of Uncertainty for my storm, do I get radar and no Cone?  JUST GIVE ME INFORMATION.)
2. Facebook (I did not realize ‘T’ was also ‘tea,’ but I’m pleased to discover I’m not so behind the times as to not know what they meant by ‘tea’ in this scenario)
3. Elementary school, 4th grade specific (the struggle is real, y’all.  The child’s lunch box was maligned!)

There are also birthday party invitations to respond to, job stuff to take care of, insurance stuff to take care of (ugh, just reserve my cave in the woods right now), some sort of business venture the child and his BFF are trying to start up on Labor Day (ha!), we were thinking about a trip to one of the local water parks this weekend, we think the female molly fish is preggers again, and the house is a mess.  Okay, mostly the bedroom.  The kitchen needs sprucing.

Why the hell am I blogging this?  This is not quality content!  Well, whatever, it’s the content I’ve got.