You can find my untitled internet quiz parody in Fuckit issue 3, Vote, Motherfucker, Vote!
Now, far be it from me to use that kind of vulgarity …
… wait, hang on, I think Scott may have collapsed …
Oh. No. He’s just on the floor laughing. What’s that, honey? Oh. I’m being told I just said earlier this evening that “motherfucker” is one of my favorite words. Apparently I texted this message, so he has receipts. Um. Well. How embarrassing.
Okay, fine. Look. I am not calling you, dear reader, “motherfucker.”* HOWEVER.
You should vote.
AND YOU SHOULD BUY AND READ THIS ‘ZINE! It’s got me, Alexis Siemon, Emily Paige Ballou, Karen Sorenson, and David M. Briggs!
(You may get called a motherfucker in the ‘zine. By me. Depends on the quiz result. I mean it fondly, though. I just used it on my husband, so clearly I use the term as an endearment.)
*Unless you’re Oedipus, in which case, dude. Come on. You cannot blame me.
Okay, so if that didn’t offend you to the point of unfollowing my blog, hi!
I’m back to working at work twice a week, remotely the rest. So far that’s going okay. I missed my work sibling trying to hang a sign on the new automatic doors we got during shutdown, so that’s a bummer, but otherwise it’s good.
I got an advance copy of Stories We Tell After Midnight 2, which will be out in October and contains “Primary Manifestations,” by moi. It looks coooool … lots of stories in there I’m excited to read.